SF Mayor Fed Up With Feces, Creates Poop Patrol

First the war on straws and now a war on poop.

Mayor London Breed is apparently upset at of all the poop on the sidewalks in the progressive paradise known as San Francisco. In a recent interview she said “there is more feces on the sidewalks than I’ve ever seen growing up here… and we are not just talking about from dogs — we’re talking about from humans.” Why is there human poop all over the streets? Because the progressive paradise is basically a large homeless shelter, replete with tent cities, trash, and junkies shooting up everywhere. An investigation from one of the bay`s news outlets found “100 drug needles and more than 300 piles of feces throughout downtown“. San Francisco train conductors were also recently said to have been warning passengers about discarded needles being left on the seats. In the video here a man is even caught prepping a needle as she is touring the city. But, back to the poop, San Francisco has decided to wage a war on poop by creating a poop patrol. This new poop patrol, which is expected to cost the city $750,000, will go around neighborhoods looking for piles of poop and cleaning them up. I guess this is one of the luxuries of living in a progressive paradise- you don`t even have to clean up your own bowel movements.

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